Monday, 25 February 2013

Dear Cupid's Nemesis

Love? A waste of time. Look, I know I've got the goods - that's no mystery. I could have any woman I wanted. But why would I want to do that? Sure, they look good, but the petty fighting, the headaches, the fury - WOMEN ARE TYRANTS! We all know its true. So here's the dilemma: one of my closest friends is in love! I tried to get him to come to his senses, but this temptress has him mesmerized. HOW CAN I SAVE HIM?

Sincerely,
Cupid's Nemesis

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Dear Cupid's Nemesis:

I am so glad we are on the same page! Love is a trick of the mind, and women are such a hassle! My goodness! You are in a vile situation, I cannot lie. Your friend has a poisoned mind that must be remedied as quick as possible. I suggest paying the woman to leave. Of course, you must be wealthy, which could be a dilemma. I mean, you could always go the old-fashioned way and hurt her so badly that he will never want to look at her or any woman again. This does depend on how far you are willing to go. Not everyone can be as evil as me! My final suggestion is to find another man, one that is charming and good-looking, and shares all of this women's interests. Set them up, and voila! The temptress falls in love with another man, and your best friend is saved - cured of the poison that is love in his mind. Better to have strangers fall into the misery that comes with love than your closest friend! 

Best of luck,
Don John



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4 comments:

  1. NssHum5 March 2013 at 12:46

    Sirrah, the ill-beseeming spite you have towards women is tyrannous. If your friend is in love you should let him be! Naught will come between these two, as troth and wit keep them together. How could you be so cankre'd??
    -FriarFrancisP4

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  2. NssHum5 March 2013 at 13:02

    I think love can be a wonderful adventure. I don't know how you could just shut out love form your life. I bet if you opened up your heart amazing things can happen. Playing with someones heart is not a good idea.

    margret p4

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  3. NssHum11 March 2013 at 12:51

    Love can set your free, it can change your whole perspective on life. Love is something to be embraced not shut out, love will opens doors for you!

    Claudio p4

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  4. NssHum11 March 2013 at 18:23

    This should be against the law! Taking any opportunity for happiness and love away from your friend is truly evil! If he ever found out what you did to his relationship thou's friendship would be canker'd. Don't ruin your friend’s relationship because of your tyrannous views towards woman. Cupids Nemesis do not listen to Don John! Don't create fray where its not needed. I think you should simply let it play out and if this woman is as terrible as you think he will find out for himself.

    -DogberryP4

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